Jade Thompson

@thathypocritegirl

Always ask questions. Do your research. Try not to be a knobber.
Mainly food and hair. Because I am low on skills.

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Gorgeous flowers at the #cotswoldwildlifepark today. Amazing blooms even in September!!! #sunnydays #flowers #bloominglovely #roses #dahlia #beautiful #greenfingers #pink #gold #nofilter #coloursthatblowyoursocksoff #liveincolour #colours

Gorgeous flowers at the #cotswoldwildlifepark today. Amazing blooms even in September!!! #sunnydays #flowers #bloominglovely #roses #dahlia #beautiful #greenfingers #pink #gold #nofilter #coloursthatblowyoursocksoff #liveincolour #colours

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I forgot I took the sheets off the bed this morning and didn't replace them, then I tried to get into bed... #fail #mondaybleurgh #mondays #suckit #firstworldproblems #blast #frustrationssssss

I forgot I took the sheets off the bed this morning and didn't replace them, then I tried to get into bed... #fail #mondaybleurgh #mondays #suckit #firstworldproblems #blast #frustrationssssss

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The 'wolds...i actually saw a fox down there yesterday. Good luck Mr Fox!! #foxhunt #cotswolds #saturdaymorning #viewsfrommyloo #imgoingtomoontheminprotest #imnotactuallythatbothered

The 'wolds...i actually saw a fox down there yesterday. Good luck Mr Fox!! #foxhunt #cotswolds #saturdaymorning #viewsfrommyloo #imgoingtomoontheminprotest #imnotactuallythatbothered

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Deliveries!!! Excited!!! #beeswax #bees #beeswrap #ecofoodstorage #sustainableliving #itisnteasybeonggreenexceptinthisway

Deliveries!!! Excited!!! #beeswax #bees #beeswrap #ecofoodstorage #sustainableliving #itisnteasybeonggreenexceptinthisway

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Picture day!!!! #hair #hotd #braids #julietrocks

Picture day!!!! #hair #hotd #braids #julietrocks

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I just can't get enough of the new do. And yes, damnit, I'm going grey!!!! Argh! That is not highlights or the filter (!), I'm greying. Oh well, famine and that. #hair #mumhair #hairspray #hairwithtexture #diyhair #cutyourownhair #perspective #achangeisasgoodasarest

I just can't get enough of the new do. And yes, damnit, I'm going grey!!!! Argh! That is not highlights or the filter (!), I'm greying. Oh well, famine and that. #hair #mumhair #hairspray #hairwithtexture #diyhair #cutyourownhair #perspective #achangeisasgoodasarest

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I mean....just sort it out... #notacceptable #fuckoffdior #perfuckoff #goddamnitjustmakeafilm #imgoingmad

I mean....just sort it out... #notacceptable #fuckoffdior #perfuckoff #goddamnitjustmakeafilm #imgoingmad

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When you can't decide which dessert to make so you make them all!!! Presenting the oreo cheesecake with brownie base, honeycomb, marshmallows and white chocolate stars!!!! Get it in me now!!!!!!! #yumyum #dessertgoals #diy #homemade #toohottoeatsoimpostingit

When you can't decide which dessert to make so you make them all!!! Presenting the oreo cheesecake with brownie base, honeycomb, marshmallows and white chocolate stars!!!! Get it in me now!!!!!!! #yumyum #dessertgoals #diy #homemade #toohottoeatsoimpostingit

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Solid 'mumhair' effort this morning. #mumhair #curls #diyhair #mondays #mondaybleurgh

Solid 'mumhair' effort this morning. #mumhair #curls #diyhair #mondays #mondaybleurgh

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She hates brushing, but she happily sits still for this! #4strandbraid #braids #hotd #hair #braiding #maidmarilyn #marilynrocks #quickerthanyoudthink #princesshair

She hates brushing, but she happily sits still for this! #4strandbraid #braids #hotd #hair #braiding #maidmarilyn #marilynrocks #quickerthanyoudthink #princesshair

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😍 even if I do say so myself! #hair #hotd #weekend #impulsecut #dontmindifido #myperiodmademedoit #accidentalombre #regrowth #roots

😍 even if I do say so myself! #hair #hotd #weekend #impulsecut #dontmindifido #myperiodmademedoit #accidentalombre #regrowth #roots

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Mouthful of banana cake (not a euphemism) means my cow commentary needs work... #cows #thunderandlightning #thunderstorms #cotswolds #stormy

Mouthful of banana cake (not a euphemism) means my cow commentary needs work... #cows #thunderandlightning #thunderstorms #cotswolds #stormy

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Who doesn't want a kickback, when it's meat flavoured?! #yumyumpigsbum #lifeinthewolds #cantsayno #dontmindifido #icouldgetusedtothis #cheersears #pate #ham #organic #eatwellfeelwell

Who doesn't want a kickback, when it's meat flavoured?! #yumyumpigsbum #lifeinthewolds #cantsayno #dontmindifido #icouldgetusedtothis #cheersears #pate #ham #organic #eatwellfeelwell

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The "Zumba in your living room" new low face. No curtains means I've been white girl dancing to most of the street. #fishbowl #shinyface #sweat #zumba #execisinginyourlivingroomsucksbutitsfree #hexercise #newfiveheadgoals #fivehead

The "Zumba in your living room" new low face. No curtains means I've been white girl dancing to most of the street. #fishbowl #shinyface #sweat #zumba #execisinginyourlivingroomsucksbutitsfree #hexercise #newfiveheadgoals #fivehead

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Solid chick pea curry making attire this arvo.... #nichepost #unicorn #narwhal #noveltee #threadless #love #myfavouritethings

Solid chick pea curry making attire this arvo.... #nichepost #unicorn #narwhal #noveltee #threadless #love #myfavouritethings

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Perpetually stuck between hippy and decorator. #nostyle #beanindividual #preferablyonewithstyle #darkcolourslikemysoul #wokeupmoody #bleurgh #mondays #bleeeeuuuurgh

Perpetually stuck between hippy and decorator. #nostyle #beanindividual #preferablyonewithstyle #darkcolourslikemysoul #wokeupmoody #bleurgh #mondays #bleeeeuuuurgh

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Cute hair today...thats why it's taken us till nearly 11am to get out of the house! #hair #hotd #littlelady #marilynrocks #julietrocks #littlegirlhair #princesshair #littleprincess #bow #braids #infinitybraid #dutchlacebraid #pigtails #hairpractice #schooltomorrow

Cute hair today...thats why it's taken us till nearly 11am to get out of the house! #hair #hotd #littlelady #marilynrocks #julietrocks #littlegirlhair #princesshair #littleprincess #bow #braids #infinitybraid #dutchlacebraid #pigtails #hairpractice #schooltomorrow

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That's a solid no, bbc. But thanks for taking part in this round of "who the fuck cares?" #bbc #bbcshit #pointlesscrap #notonmytelly #judgeymonday #mayhavewokenupinaweirdmood

That's a solid no, bbc. But thanks for taking part in this round of "who the fuck cares?" #bbc #bbcshit #pointlesscrap #notonmytelly #judgeymonday #mayhavewokenupinaweirdmood

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With meringue...

With meringue...

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Strawberries and cream!!!! Get the insulin, cos you are getting the 'betes! #cupcakes #cakesofinstagram #babyshower #yumyum #buttercream #frosting #pipingdreams #hopetheytasteok

Strawberries and cream!!!! Get the insulin, cos you are getting the 'betes! #cupcakes #cakesofinstagram #babyshower #yumyum #buttercream #frosting #pipingdreams #hopetheytasteok

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The sweetest little lunchbox I've seen in a long time!!! Props to @charlotteegooding for brightening up my day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #mermaids #lunch #lunchbox #5aday #lovely #beautiful #sunnydays #summerishere #ladiesthatlunch #childhoodgoals

The sweetest little lunchbox I've seen in a long time!!! Props to @charlotteegooding for brightening up my day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #mermaids #lunch #lunchbox #5aday #lovely #beautiful #sunnydays #summerishere #ladiesthatlunch #childhoodgoals

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Such a lush day. A bank holiday well spent. And it was free!!! #kingham #familypicnic #goodcompany #anokiisaname #marilynrocks #julietrocks #countryside #picnic #daysout #daysoutwiththekids #thebestthingsinlifearefree

Such a lush day. A bank holiday well spent. And it was free!!! #kingham #familypicnic #goodcompany #anokiisaname #marilynrocks #julietrocks #countryside #picnic #daysout #daysoutwiththekids #thebestthingsinlifearefree

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